Happy birthday Beyonce. She has accomplished quite a bit in 28 years including being a singer, songwriter, actress, producer,  and a dancer.  Beyonce has won 2 American Music Awards, 6 BET Awards, 7 Billboard Music Awards, 7 Grammys, and 6 MTV Video Music Awards.  If you work hard at your career and give 110% you will never be as successful as her.

Take a look at the smurfiest movie poster around.  That’s right, it’s The Smurfs movie. It is set to be released around Christmas 2010 and it’s going to be live action and in 3D.  If you are too young to remember the Smurfs cartoon, they are little blue creatures who live in  smurftastic homes, and have smurfy names like Papa Smurf, Hefty Smurf, and Jokey Smurf. Pretty cool, I know.

Are Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo together again? After ending there three year relationship they have been seen kissing this past week on the east coast, west coast, and the wonderful city of Cincinnati (???).  According to a source, they are not back together, just hanging out.

So it appears Nick and Vanessa are getting back together. Good for them. It must be nice being  so-called stars and flying around the country. But it’s not like they have much else to do. Vanessa’s career hasn’t really taken off yet and Nick’s last payday was divorcing Jessica Simpson.

Chris Brown, in an interview with Larry King, says that he can’t remember anything about the night he beat the crap out of Rihanna. Apparently Chris is in shock when he hears about it because that’s not who he is as a person.

Who else thinks Chris Brown is full of it? If he can’t remember beating up Rihanna, then I’m not going to remember anything either. Time to go kick my dog, key my neighbor’s car, and run with scissors. It’s ok, I won’t remember it.

Check out the pic of Kendra Wilkinson’s baby belly. What does Kendra think about her belly? “Can u guys believe how much my belly has grown??? I feel like it was just yesterday that it was a teeny tiny bump lololol.”

That’s barely a belly but that’s a good thing. She can’t get too big from having a baby. Have you seen her show? Personality alone won’t keep her husband Hank around.

Megan Fox kissed Amanda Seyfried for the movie “Jennifer’s Body” and she liked it. Megan says “I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than I felt kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss.”

How did Amanda feel? “I think [Amanda] was extremely uncomfortable, I don’t think that — I know that.”

Is this news? Probably not, but it’s Megan Fox with another memorable comment. I’m sure more than a few guys will need some “alone time” after hearing that Megan doesn’t mind kissing girls.

Kelly Osbourne, the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, has come clean about the facts of her drug addiction. She has tried rehab multiple times and her last try was in the psychiatric ward.

What did Kelly have to say:
She was popping as many as 50 pills a day.
Vicodin was apparently the drug of choice.
Going without brushing her teeth or showering for weeks was normal.
The only person she saw regularly was the pizza delivery guy.

At 24, her drug addiction is quite impressive, although she does say she has kicked the habit. That kind of sucks for her. Her only claim to fame is being the daughter of Ozzy and having a drug addiction. Hopefully, during her next relapse she will at least take a shower. Gross.

Michael Jackson is still not buried. He died June 25th of cardiac arrest and his burial has been rescheduled for September 3rd. He will be buried ina a mausoleum in Glendale, CA.

I don’t understand. He’s dead, why are they keeping him around? Are they planning a tour of his body? Just bury him already and let this creepy pop icon rest in peace.

Jasmine Fiore, the swimsuit model who was sadly murdered last Friday, was identified by her breast implants. Her murderer had removed her fingers and teeth so the only way to ID her was the serial number on the implants. Police are still looking for her husband, Ryan Jenkins, who is a suspect in her murder.

This tragic event does help show that breast implants aren’t purely cosmetic and can be an important part of solving a crime.

Eonline has an exclusive video of Kendra Wilkinson’s wedding. You get to see Kendra and her hubby, Hank Baskett, all dressed up at the Playboy mansion . Plus, you get to hear Kendra’s play by play, her flub in her vows, and the Kendra laugh.

I liked The Girls Next Door so seeing Kendra getting married is great. I only have one question now. Which will last longer, Kendra’s new show or her marriage?