Happy birthday Beyonce. She has accomplished quite a bit in 28 years including being a singer, songwriter, actress, producer,  and a dancer.  Beyonce has won 2 American Music Awards, 6 BET Awards, 7 Billboard Music Awards, 7 Grammys, and 6 MTV Video Music Awards.  If you work hard at your career and give 110% you will never be as successful as her.

Take a look at the smurfiest movie poster around.  That’s right, it’s The Smurfs movie. It is set to be released around Christmas 2010 and it’s going to be live action and in 3D.  If you are too young to remember the Smurfs cartoon, they are little blue creatures who live in  smurftastic homes, and have smurfy names like Papa Smurf, Hefty Smurf, and Jokey Smurf. Pretty cool, I know.

Are Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo together again? After ending there three year relationship they have been seen kissing this past week on the east coast, west coast, and the wonderful city of Cincinnati (???).  According to a source, they are not back together, just hanging out.

So it appears Nick and Vanessa are getting back together. Good for them. It must be nice being  so-called stars and flying around the country. But it’s not like they have much else to do. Vanessa’s career hasn’t really taken off yet and Nick’s last payday was divorcing Jessica Simpson.

Chris Brown, in an interview with Larry King, says that he can’t remember anything about the night he beat the crap out of Rihanna. Apparently Chris is in shock when he hears about it because that’s not who he is as a person.

Who else thinks Chris Brown is full of it? If he can’t remember beating up Rihanna, then I’m not going to remember anything either. Time to go kick my dog, key my neighbor’s car, and run with scissors. It’s ok, I won’t remember it.

Check out the pic of Kendra Wilkinson’s baby belly. What does Kendra think about her belly? “Can u guys believe how much my belly has grown??? I feel like it was just yesterday that it was a teeny tiny bump lololol.”

That’s barely a belly but that’s a good thing. She can’t get too big from having a baby. Have you seen her show? Personality alone won’t keep her husband Hank around.

Megan Fox kissed Amanda Seyfried for the movie “Jennifer’s Body” and she liked it. Megan says “I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than I felt kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss.”

How did Amanda feel? “I think [Amanda] was extremely uncomfortable, I don’t think that — I know that.”

Is this news? Probably not, but it’s Megan Fox with another memorable comment. I’m sure more than a few guys will need some “alone time” after hearing that Megan doesn’t mind kissing girls.

Kelly Osbourne, the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, has come clean about the facts of her drug addiction. She has tried rehab multiple times and her last try was in the psychiatric ward.

What did Kelly have to say:
She was popping as many as 50 pills a day.
Vicodin was apparently the drug of choice.
Going without brushing her teeth or showering for weeks was normal.
The only person she saw regularly was the pizza delivery guy.

At 24, her drug addiction is quite impressive, although she does say she has kicked the habit. That kind of sucks for her. Her only claim to fame is being the daughter of Ozzy and having a drug addiction. Hopefully, during her next relapse she will at least take a shower. Gross.

Michael Jackson is still not buried. He died June 25th of cardiac arrest and his burial has been rescheduled for September 3rd. He will be buried ina a mausoleum in Glendale, CA.

I don’t understand. He’s dead, why are they keeping him around? Are they planning a tour of his body? Just bury him already and let this creepy pop icon rest in peace.

Jasmine Fiore, the swimsuit model who was sadly murdered last Friday, was identified by her breast implants. Her murderer had removed her fingers and teeth so the only way to ID her was the serial number on the implants. Police are still looking for her husband, Ryan Jenkins, who is a suspect in her murder.

This tragic event does help show that breast implants aren’t purely cosmetic and can be an important part of solving a crime.

Eonline has an exclusive video of Kendra Wilkinson’s wedding. You get to see Kendra and her hubby, Hank Baskett, all dressed up at the Playboy mansion . Plus, you get to hear Kendra’s play by play, her flub in her vows, and the Kendra laugh.

I liked The Girls Next Door so seeing Kendra getting married is great. I only have one question now. Which will last longer, Kendra’s new show or her marriage?

It’s good to be “Hung”. “Hung” the new comedy series from HBO. With 2.8 million viewers and 3.7 million with encore showings, it is HBO’s biggest debut in 2 years.

Of course I watched it. It’s after True Blood, a must-watch vampire show, and “Hung” is about a guy with one extra-large attribute. Most new shows involve either doctors or cops. It’s about time TV writers came up with a “big” idea.

Kendra Wilkinson, the ditsy playmate and former girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, got married. Her new hubby is Hank Baskett from the Philadelphia Eagles.

Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, the other “Girls Next Door”, were bridesmaids in the 500 guest wedding at the Playboy Mansion.

This will be great for Kendra’s new show. Watching Hank deal with living with her will be priceless. Plus, she ain’t bad to look at twirling on the stripper pole in her living room.

Adam Lambert, while preparing for a new album, had a meet up with Maadonna. So what did the superstar have to say to the intimidated Adam? “You know, just keep your eye on the prize. Remember what it is that you want to accomplish. And try to ignore all the other crap.’” Watch the video here.

The advice seems kind of generic and reminds me of a shoe commercial. Madonna’s been a wacky superstar for so long. Can she possibly remember what it was like just starting out?

What do you get when you ask a bunch of gamer geeks who is the hottest video game girl? Creeped out. These guys think way to much about girls who aren’t real. Me thinks they need to put their joysticks down and go outside.

By the way, I think the hottest video game girl is Angelina Jolie from Tomb Raider. The movie was before Angelina started looking all anorexic.

Victoria Beckham may have gotten a breast reduction. According to a Sun newspaper source, “Victoria has wanted her implants taken out for a while. She felt that was part of her old image – the big hair, big boobs, fake tan – and that she has moved on since those days.” With no boobs and no tan, no David could be in her future.

Baron Cohen poses nude for the GQ cover as another way to promote Bruno. He is going all out promoting the movie with a nude cover, the MTV stunt with Eminem, and other appearances.

Baron is the first person to be fully nude on a GQ cover. Jennifer Aniston was almost first but she was wearing a tie. To negate the effects of seeing Cohen in the buff, the Aniston cover is below.

VH1 is coming out with a new reality show about people with OCD. It will follow a group of people with severe obsessive compulsive disorder. They will live together and have both individual and group treatment. The show is currently without a name.

This has got to be the greatest reality show idea ever. There is nothing better than watching people more screwed up than yourself.

I once visited a doctor who specialized in OCD. The sign on his door said “Please knock 7 times before entering.”

Is Lindsay Lohan a jewel thief? She is to be questioned by police after £30,000 (about $45,000) of jewelry went missing after a magazine photo shoot. The magazine and the jewelers who loaned the jewelry have tried to contact Lindsay’s representatives. Two weeks and no jewels and no response so now the British police are involved. There has been no official confirmation from the police about her involvement.

Makes sense to me. When drugs and alcohol aren’t enough excitement, stealing expensive jewelry must be a rush.

Adam Lambert has been working with producer RedOne for his upcoming album. RedOne is the producer behind Lady Gaga’s hit songs “Poker Face” and “Just Dance”. Adam’s ablum is supposed to have a sound inspired by the rock group Queen. Hmmm, A gay singer inspired by a gay rocker. Who would of guessed? Maybe he will remake Bohemian Rhapsody.