Heidi Montag stars in the newest Funny or Die video.
She talks about reality stars and plastic surgery.
I still don’t understand why she is famous?

The Hills star Heidi Montag has released her debut album entitled Superficial.

You can listen to her song I’ll Do It here.

The cover is hot, but I don’t think the song is!!!

So Heidi Montag performed for the first time live at the Miss Universe Pageant. Wearing a sparkly top and nude-colored pants she sang her new single, “Body Language.”

So tell me, what did you think? Personally I can’t stand her and her little hubby Spencer Pratt. Famous because of a reality show, please!

OK, besides that fact I have to admit she wasn’t half bad. Her voice doesn’t sound bad, even though looks like she might have been pulling a little Milli Vanilla trick for the live show, and I was kinda digging the song. She may want to practice her dance moves a bit more though. All and all not bad. I’m sure she was nervous with such a big act being her first live performance.

Man I just wrote a whole paragraph being nice to Heidi Montag. Maybe I should watch that video again, maybe my contacts aren’t working right!

At the “G.I. Joe” premier in Los Angeles, Spencer and Heidi seemed overjoyed to show off Heidi’s Playboy cover. On the cover, Heidi is in a skimpy white bikini and the “Playboy” logo carved out on her torso. Spencer was so happy about the cover that he kissed it many times when the cameras were on him. Don’t expect to see Heidi in the nude for her Playboy shoot. Her sister Holly says the pictures are all done very tasteful.

Aren’t their 15 minutes of fame up yet? Does Spencer even have a job or is he just trying to exploit his wife for profit?

Heidi’s sister Holly Montag told US Magazine that her sister will not be posing nude for Playboy. She says that Heidi’s Maxim cover was very tasteful and gorgeous and she feels Playboy will be the same.
She’s excited that Heidi and her can be part of the Playboy family. Saying that she goes up to the mansion all the time to hang out and play poker with the girls.

Ugh…for someone wko preaches about being the “perfect” Christian, Heidi seems to have no problem exploiting herself to make a dollar.

In the upcoming August issue of Harper’s Bazaar, “Hill’s” star Lauren Conrad is asked what she thinks of Heidi’s Playboy cover. Being “catty”, she refers to Heidi’s “boob job” and sys “their not going to pay for themselves”.

I am pretty dispusted by both Heidi and spencer. Here is she one minute quoting the bible and the next posing for Playboy magazine.
Let’s be honest here, their in it for the money and to be “seen”.

Sources for the TV show “I’m a celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” say that Heidi and Spencer will be back for the June 25Th finale.

The couple had previousily “bailed” on the show 3 times before. The third time, they left because Heidi became ill with a gastric ulcer.

It’s funny how when Heidi gets sick, that Spencer also feels the need to leave too. Maybe they were just afraid they would have been the first people voted off…hmmmm?

Thankfully, Al Roker does not regret at all the “grilling” he gave to Spencer and Heidi Pratt about their pathetic behavior on the TV show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here”.

Al Roker feels in no way did he “attack” them. He just asked the questions that most of us wanted to know.

Heidi said she cried after the interview and Spencer said “it’s a good thing “he is saved by Jesus” or he would have “ripped” Al Roker’s head off. Al stated to co-host Meredith Vieira, that if Spencer came across, he would have “dumped him like a bag of dirt”.

I’m on Al Roher’s side all the way. Those “celebrity-wannabee’s” need to start being accountable for all the nonsense that comes spewing from their mouths. Someone needs to put them in their place. Thank you Al!

Heidi’s husband Spencer Pratt says that “hypothetically” the issue with Heidi in it will hit news stands August 15th. Heidi declined to comment on whether the rumors were true or not.

As far as her Christian beliefs, Heidi considers herself more of a modern “Mother Teresa”. She feels that since God created our bodies, it is nothing sinful to being naked.

Isn’t there “15 minutes of fame” over yet? Ugh! They truly one of the most annoying couples I have ever seen. Geez! What would Spencer do if he didn’t have Heidi’s coat tail to hang on to…real work?