Chris Brown, in an interview with Larry King, says that he can’t remember anything about the night he beat the crap out of Rihanna. Apparently Chris is in shock when he hears about it because that’s not who he is as a person.

Who else thinks Chris Brown is full of it? If he can’t remember beating up Rihanna, then I’m not going to remember anything either. Time to go kick my dog, key my neighbor’s car, and run with scissors. It’s ok, I won’t remember it.