In the latest edition of Wired Magazine Brad Pitt answers the hard questions in life in their Ask a Basterd Advice Column.

That’s right! Life’s hard questions like:

Can I Talk on the Phone While Taking a Whiz?

Is It OK to Look at Porn at Work?

Am I a Jerk if I Dump Our Sucky Rock Band Bassist?

Click on the questions to learn the answers.

Brad Pitt is Hilarious!! And did I mention how sexy he is?